One does not simply walk

I found this via James and the Blue Cat.

My flatmate forwarded me this spam.

FW: {Spam?} Soft and soluble lozenges for actual chaps
Our lozenges are only similar normal pills but they
are specially explicated to be pliant and soluble
under the clapper. The pills is took up at the rima oris
and goes in the fluid direct rather of proceeding
through the breadbasket. This results in a quicker much more
strong event which even up to 32 hours!